TWILIGHT IN 5 SENTENCES:
Bella Swan is clumsy and likes wearing hoodies. She discovers she also likes falling in love with vampires who want to drink her blood. Edward Cullen is pretty and likes driving his Volvo. He discovers he also likes slaying fellow vampires who wants to drain all the blood out of clumsy girls who wear hoodies. Bella and Edward seem doomed but of course they're not because they still have to go to prom so the movie can end with a cutesy dance scene under the starlight sky while Victoria watches them with anger.
NEW MOON IN 5 SENTENCES:
Edwards breaks up Bella over a paper cut.Bella is devastated and needs a rebound guy, and her best friend Jacob is too willing to volunteer. Jacob becomes growly and starts walking around topless, before finally revealing he is(gasp!)a werewolf. Edward becomes ghostly and starts walking in on Bella's daredevil stunts, before finally revealing that all he really wants to do is die even though he is(gasp!)already technically dead. Bella tells Edward to snap out of his suicide mode, and Jacob sulks in a corner.
ECLIPSE IN 5 SENTENCES:
A lot of people are dying, and authorities have a hard time figuring out why. Bella is bummed because she can't have both the brooding vampire and the buffed up werewolf. Edward promises"to love her every moment forever", while Jacob promises"to fight for her until her heart stops beating". It is a tough choice, made even tougher by a marriage proposal and a red-haired vampire hunting her down.
BREAKING DAWN IN 5 LONG SENTENCES:
Bella is Pregnant with a half-vampire, half-human child which puts her in a painful pregnancy. When giving birth she almost dies but Edwards turns her into a vampire, Bella has been wanting to be since Twilight, their daughter's name is Renesmee. Bella is not like a newborn vampire cuz' she is so tame but when she learns that Jacob imprints on their Renesmee as Jacob's wife she what-so-called SNAPPED and lunged for Jacobs throat attempting to kill Jacob but Seth is able to stop Bella leaving him injured(so it means Jacob is alive). When the Volturi found out about Edward and Bella's daughter they intended to destroy the whole Olympic coven as they think that Renesmee is an immortal child because Irina gave the wrong information then they find out that it was not true, they left disappointed. Then they lived happily and peacefully as a complete family. YEHEY!!!
